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/*    we are people, not machines                        */
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/* IDENTITY */
    handle:   carpathios
    role:     night-mode operator
    location: somewhere on the grid

/* UPLINK */
    steam:    steamcommunity.com/id/carpathios
    discord:  carpathios

/* SITE */
    built:    by hand, with a lot of console.logs
    stack:    php-fpm + nginx, vanilla JS, no frameworks
    hosting:  k8s, rancher, docker hub
    api:      steam web api (cached server-side)

/* THANKS */
    valve:    for the steam web api
    you:      for finding this file. respect.

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